Family. Fucking. Sucks. Period.
It’s times like these that show you how your friends are more family to you than the ungrateful dramatic assholes that only call when they need something.
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
I apologize for my entire existence because I’m a needy, manipulative piece of shit who makes everyone’s life worse. I’m sorry.